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Saw this during AC 360 last night, and though it's not really 'news' the way CNN did news for decades, it is entertaining. I think I would actually go to the gym if I could do this.
Just got the cutest cat from the Dane County Humane Society. She's smart and sweet, but there's one issue...she has no name. Ok, that's a bit of a stretch. She has a name, but I don't LOVE it. It was Kiwi, but it just doesn't seem to fit. Though this was a topic of much conversation over the Thanksgiving holiday, my well intentioned but useless family couldn't really think of anything better. This is where you come in.
What should I name her? It needs to be something as cool as she is.
NOTE: Please refrain from any Twilight or Justin Bieber references. This cat is 5 and I've decided she's already been put through enough.
I joined a bunch of tweens on the opening day of Glee in 3D!! Gotta say, I was a little nervous about the prospect of a concert movie, let alone one in 3D...I was half wrong. Concert movie...satisfying. 3D...a little lame. Maybe I'm old school, but I don't think that just because you have the technology doesn't mean you need to use it. Glee cast members running at me in 3D is not really necessary, it's just sort of there.Â
The concert itself was pretty great. I could have used some mashups ("Singin' in the Rain"/"Umbrella" anyone?) and some Mr. Schuester (though Gwyneth Paltrow as pretty amazing), but all in all the music was great. Some of the Gleek vingnettes were a little slow, but they also produced the best part of the movie....watch this clip of a kid warbler....
Can't get enough Glee? Skip a second round at the theater and watch the season finale of The Glee Project. Kids compete to get a 6 episode run next season. It's dramatic and it's fun, plus they make music videos like this mashup of "Ice, Ice Baby" and "Under Pressure":
Just watched the new OWN (that's Oprah Winfrey Network to you non-followers) show called The Judds. You should watch this show if:
1. You think you and your mom have issues. I've never seen a couple of ladies with more issues tied up that are also forced to make their livings by being together. Yikes. This makes Tatum and Ryan O'Neal's issues look like a nice little walk in the park.
2. You want to learn how to speak like a therapist. "What I'm hearing you say mother is that...", "That's not working for me Wynonna...". Not since Dr. Phil first stepped on to Oprah's stage has there been enough shrink talk to make even Sigmund Freud roll his eyes.
3. You like Wisconsin. The second episode of the series features the Judds at their first concert together in 10 years, and it just happens to be in Green Bay, WI.
Set your DVRs people. This 6 part series is freaky and fabulous.
Charlie Sheen is making the rounds without a publicist which can only mean 1 thing...complete awesomeness for all of us!
Check out what he had to say about healing really, really fast and regrets on CNN with Piers Morgan:
Top 5 Charlie Sheen Quotes (so far):
5. âI am battle-tested bayonets, bro.â
4. âIâm so tired of pretending my life isnât perfect and bitching and just winning every second and Iâm not perfect and bitchinâ.â
3. âThere are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.â
2. âIâm not fair game. Iâm not a soft target. Itâs over. Thereâs a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.â
1. âThe only thing Iâm addicted to right now is winning.â
Come On, Vogue by Receptionist Jessica, posted Feb 16 2011 12:14PM
The Majestic Theatre is having an 80s vs 90s Dance Party - Madonna Edition on Friday, February 18th which got me thinking...which version of Madonna is my favorite Madonna?
See a bunch of fully outfitted Madonna's Friday night, and make sure to stop by and show Charlie's Party Patrol your best Voguing!
I'll give you 1 guess as to who didn't get adopted by Elton John this year. Yeah, ME. I can't believe it! There are tons of reasons below as to why he just made the biggest mistake ever. Still, I'm not holding any grudges, if Elton wants to adopt me, I could be persuaded.
Sorry Simon, you've been replaced by someone smarter, funnier and more talented....Steven Tyler. PS - is it weird I find Mr. Aerosmith oddly attractive?
This year the Academy decided it would be really super cool to invite every movie every created this year to become a best picture nominee. Thanks Oscars, now I have to suffer through a bunch more movies I'd rather not see just to look cultured.
Note: This article may not be safe for work. It also may not be for people who think the middle finger is overly offensive.
It seems that there is an overabundance of middle finger raising lately. Adele sent one out at the Brit Awards this...
Perhaps the pinnacle movie from the 1980's was Patrick Swayze in 1989's Road House. I have to thank the creator of this lovely video that's placed every single face punch into one nice compilation.
Bonus: throat rip is included. ...
Even though we haven't had much of a winter this year, many are still feeling the effects of the cold weather, cabin fever, and dreary skies. Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) is a condition that affects many people in varying degrees, especially...
Surviving members of the band Queen announced yesterday that American Idol bottlerocket Adam Lambert will join them as a frontman.
It's going down in July at a big old concert in Europe.
The isn't the first time Queen has replaced Freddy...
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If you're really going to take the kids to an adventure movie, journey back to the box office and buy two tickets to the whale movie \"Big Miracle.\" It will be far more worth your time.
I simply do not enjoy...
A question on my mind: Should I watch the Whitney Houston funeral service this weekend?
Here's the webstream of the service. It starts at 11am.
Want more Whitney songs? Here's Charlie's Whitney Houston...
Receptionist Jessica turns her snark-amplifier up to 11 whenshe discusses whatever random topic she decides. Check out her vlog here and prepare to be entertained in 2 minutes or less!
